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Two wheels, zero excuses. Wheelie control vs. a Tesla.

Ninja H2R (track)

Kawasaki Ninja H2R (track)

10 vehicles · 9 unlocked with Tesla Roadster Thrust

Kawasaki Ninja H2R (track)
Photo: MrWalkr · CC BY-SA 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Kawasaki · 2024 · fastest

Ninja H2R (track)

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hp
326
lb
476
0-60 s
2.93
1/4 s
9.64
trap mph
164
top mph
249

Top speed 249 mph beats host 230 mph

Supercharged, 326 hp with ram air (Kawasaki). 0-60/quarter are estimates. Fastest. Not street legal. Neither is your face at 249 mph.

Suzuki Hayabusa
Photo: Yama kujira · CC0 · Wikimedia Commons

Suzuki · 2024 · legendary

Hayabusa

Unlocked
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hp
187
lb
582
0-60 s
2.6
1/4 s
9.7
trap mph
148
top mph
186

Slower on 0-60 & 1/4

The original speed bird. Every dad on Facebook Marketplace owns a 'stage 3' one.

Ducati Panigale V4 R
Photo: Kawasaki ninja 400 · CC0 · Wikimedia Commons

Ducati · 2024 · fastest

Panigale V4 R

Unlocked
claimedsource checked
hp
208
lb
411
0-60 s
2.6
1/4 s
9.8
trap mph
152
top mph
199

Slower on 0-60 & 1/4

208.4 hp road / 239 hp with race exhaust (Ducati). Also a hand warmer.

BMW S 1000 RR
Photo: Samihasib · CC BY-SA 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

BMW · 2025 · fastest

S 1000 RR

Unlocked
testedsource checked
hp
205
lb
437
0-60 s
2.7
1/4 s
9.8
trap mph
150
top mph
188

Slower on 0-60 & 1/4

Also available as a crackle tune (see All Bark, No Bite).

Lightning LS-218
Photo: Daniel Hartwig from San Mateo, CA, USA · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Lightning · 2012 · legendary

LS-218

Unlocked
claimedsource checked
hp
200
lb
495
0-60 s
2.2
top mph
218

Slower on 0-60

Electric bike that won Pikes Peak. Respect.

Honda CBR900RR FireBlade
Photo: PekePON (talk) · CC BY-SA 3.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Honda · 1992 · legendary

CBR900RR FireBlade

Unlocked
claimedunverified
hp
122
lb
455
0-60 s
3
1/4 s
10.7
trap mph
129
top mph
165

Slower on 0-60 & 1/4

Invented the modern superbike.

Yamaha V-Max
Photo: PekePON · CC BY-SA 3.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Yamaha · 1985 · legendary

V-Max

Unlocked
claimedunverified
hp
145
lb
606
0-60 s
3.5
1/4 s
10.9
trap mph
124
top mph
143

Slower on 0-60 & 1/4

V-Boost: 1985's Ludicrous Mode.

Honda Grom
Photo: MotorideSA · CC BY-SA 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Honda · 2024 · comical

Grom

Unlocked
estimatedunverified
hp
10
lb
225
1/4 s
19.5
trap mph
62
top mph
60

Slower on 1/4

125cc of pure confidence. Wheelies at 11 mph.

Vespa Primavera 50
Photo: Khaosaming · CC BY-SA 3.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Vespa · 2023 · comical

Primavera 50

Unlocked
estimatedunverified
hp
3.2
lb
231
top mph
28

28 mph ≤ host 230 mph

Italian, stylish, overtaken by joggers.

Harley-Davidson Sportster 883 (open pipes)
Photo: Nacho from Oviedo, España · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Harley-Davidson · 2010 · comical

Sportster 883 (open pipes)

Unlocked
estimatedunverified
hp
53
lb
564
0-60 s
5.9
1/4 s
14.3
trap mph
93
top mph
110

Slower on 0-60 & 1/4

Heard in three counties, seen in the slow lane. Honorary All Bark member.