
Kawasaki Ninja H2R (track)
10 vehicles · 9 unlocked with Tesla Roadster Thrust

Kawasaki · 2024 · fastest
Ninja H2R (track)
- hp
- 326
- lb
- 476
- 0-60 s
- 2.93
- 1/4 s
- 9.64
- trap mph
- 164
- top mph
- 249
Top speed 249 mph beats host 230 mph
Supercharged, 326 hp with ram air (Kawasaki). 0-60/quarter are estimates. Fastest. Not street legal. Neither is your face at 249 mph.

Suzuki · 2024 · legendary
Hayabusa
- hp
- 187
- lb
- 582
- 0-60 s
- 2.6
- 1/4 s
- 9.7
- trap mph
- 148
- top mph
- 186
Slower on 0-60 & 1/4
The original speed bird. Every dad on Facebook Marketplace owns a 'stage 3' one.

Ducati · 2024 · fastest
Panigale V4 R
- hp
- 208
- lb
- 411
- 0-60 s
- 2.6
- 1/4 s
- 9.8
- trap mph
- 152
- top mph
- 199
Slower on 0-60 & 1/4
208.4 hp road / 239 hp with race exhaust (Ducati). Also a hand warmer.

BMW · 2025 · fastest
S 1000 RR
- hp
- 205
- lb
- 437
- 0-60 s
- 2.7
- 1/4 s
- 9.8
- trap mph
- 150
- top mph
- 188
Slower on 0-60 & 1/4
Also available as a crackle tune (see All Bark, No Bite).

Lightning · 2012 · legendary
LS-218
- hp
- 200
- lb
- 495
- 0-60 s
- 2.2
- top mph
- 218
Slower on 0-60
Electric bike that won Pikes Peak. Respect.

Honda · 1992 · legendary
CBR900RR FireBlade
- hp
- 122
- lb
- 455
- 0-60 s
- 3
- 1/4 s
- 10.7
- trap mph
- 129
- top mph
- 165
Slower on 0-60 & 1/4
Invented the modern superbike.

Yamaha · 1985 · legendary
V-Max
- hp
- 145
- lb
- 606
- 0-60 s
- 3.5
- 1/4 s
- 10.9
- trap mph
- 124
- top mph
- 143
Slower on 0-60 & 1/4
V-Boost: 1985's Ludicrous Mode.

Honda · 2024 · comical
Grom
- hp
- 10
- lb
- 225
- 1/4 s
- 19.5
- trap mph
- 62
- top mph
- 60
Slower on 1/4
125cc of pure confidence. Wheelies at 11 mph.

Vespa · 2023 · comical
Primavera 50
- hp
- 3.2
- lb
- 231
- top mph
- 28
28 mph ≤ host 230 mph
Italian, stylish, overtaken by joggers.

Harley-Davidson · 2010 · comical
Sportster 883 (open pipes)
- hp
- 53
- lb
- 564
- 0-60 s
- 5.9
- 1/4 s
- 14.3
- trap mph
- 93
- top mph
- 110
Slower on 0-60 & 1/4
Heard in three counties, seen in the slow lane. Honorary All Bark member.