SLOW CAR SIMULATOR v1.4.1
Patent Pending
Upgrade Garage
Lock logic uses this host, not the nameplate alone. Lighten a Plaid and greyed hypercars light up. 67 of 70 profiles fit under the current curve.
Tesla Roadster Rocket
Claimed <0.59 s 0-60. Invite only, price not published. 1/4 mile is a model ESTIMATE; top speed assumed at Thrust's >230 mph claim. Unlocks Airplane Yaw Rate Mode.
0.59s · 5.65s @ 210
70 cars unlocked
Tesla Roadster Thrust
0.81 s shown at the reveal (method not disclosed). 1/4 mile and price are ESTIMATES. Unlocks Airplane Yaw Rate Mode.
0.81s · 6.70s @ 193
67 cars unlocked
Tesla Roadster
Claimed >1,500 hp, 0-60 <1.6 s, >210 mph. 1/4 mile and price are model ESTIMATES (see torque canvas).
1.55s · 7.67s @ 189
66 cars unlocked
Plaid · drag-mod
Further aftermarket. Mid-8s class envelope.
1.85s · 8.40s @ 158
63 cars unlocked
Plaid · lightened
Seats out, drag wheels and radials. Example 8.9s quarter.
1.95s · 8.90s @ 154
60 cars unlocked
Model S Plaid
The default canvas. ~1.99–2.1 to 60. ~9.23–9.4 quarter.
2.05s · 9.35s @ 151
57 cars unlocked
Model X Plaid
Tri-motor SUV canvas.
2.50s · 10.5s @ 128
43 cars unlocked
Cybertruck Cyberbeast
Truck-shaped dynamometer.
2.60s · 10.8s @ 126
41 cars unlocked
Model 3 Performance
Unlocks most JDM stock icons and modern sports cars.
2.90s · 11.1s @ 124
37 cars unlocked
Model S Long Range
Dual motor envelope.
3.10s · 11.2s @ 122
36 cars unlocked
Model Y Performance
Family canvas. Still faster than a 90s Viper.
3.50s · 11.8s @ 117
33 cars unlocked
Model 3 RWD
Covers 90s posters and daily sports cars.
5.80s · 14.0s @ 99
16 cars unlocked